Kids tough question
|Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?Father:...
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road?
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road? She just did, alright!!
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
If Men made the Rules
1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument....
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
The Signalman’s Test!
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and...
beer and a box
A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a...
men chasing women
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Oval office
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in...