True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book?
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book? Because they all have...
What is green and eats nuts?
What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
1 wish ?
Two guys, of limited intelligence, were on a ship that sank in the middle...
Burning Sensation
A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,”Doctor,...
Why the Lesbian tennis star could not compete in the Dutch Open?
Q. Why couldn’t the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?A. She got...
The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...
Trucker Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...