Mrs. Prussy
The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school...
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant…
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor....
The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...
Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
The Golfers
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled...
Extra Office Work
The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing...