Travel to Heaven
|This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in...
Some problems
A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out. When she comes to...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
No more Jewish jokes!
One guy says to another guy, “Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day…”Right away,...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Go to the hospital
|Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were...
Trial Of The Century
Trial Of The Century Transcript Reveals Objectionable Methods By Dave Barry, Sunday, March 19,...
The Incredible Golf Ball
Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag...
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...