Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
Wedding Toast 3
Don’t go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get...
Saintly Naivete
I’ve never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a...
Pope
There was a Pope who was greatly loved by all of his followers, a...
Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...
Pass out in shock
|The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his...