A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
You might be a redneck if… christman
You’ve ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.
Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...