Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
A stupid dog
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie,...
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm: “Use it...
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.