Farm jokes 05
|What is a cow’s favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he...
New scientific theories VI
New scientific theoriesGRAND PRIZE WINNER: When a cat is dropped, it ALWAYS lands on...
Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...
Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...
Oh the Internet is slow
|The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it’s so delightful,Our...
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...
Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...