Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...
Sheep Dog Bra
The success of the “Wonder Bra” for under-endowed women, has encouraged the designers to...
Rita Rudner’s Facts About Men
A man in the house is worth two in the street. – Mae WestGive...
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
Competition of a nation
|The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if...
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...
What Appointment?
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his...
Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...