Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
Defamation of character
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that...
Three old ladies
|Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Lonely Cow in Field
Q: What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
Diary of a computer lamer
|July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I’ve heard is the...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
Pick Heaven or Hell
One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically...