What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
Thor the God of Love
THOR, the God of Love wakes up the morning after the orgy.As he sits...
Competition of a nation
|The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if...
Who is doing the work around here?
|The population of the United States was 180 million at the time of writing,...
Chess Enthusiasts
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel and were standing in...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Grandma changed
|In the dim and distant pastWhen life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,Grandma used to rock...
Dog Named Mypenis
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you...
Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...