Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
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Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar…
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes upand starts small...
Jump out of the plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents The First Time You Meet...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...
Lawyer’s personal injury
|A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway....
OLD NEVER DIES 5
|OLD FOOTBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zoneOLD FOOTBALLERS never...
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...