Revenge of the Blondes!
-Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? It doesn’t show the dirt.-Who makes...
I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....
How is sex like air?
How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!