Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Stupid Insults 3/31
A medical mystery. A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. — Tom...
My wife and I are into S & M…
My wife and I are into S & MShe Sleeps and I masturbateSent by...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...
Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Worst Analagies Written By High Schoolers
Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.