Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...
Bud the stud!
How can you compare a lite beer to making love in a canoe? It’s...
Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
Fear of bombs on planes
|Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all...
How to hunt elephants — Lawyers style
How to hunt elephants — Lawyer’s styleLawyers don’t hunt elephants, but they do follow...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....