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Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
The Ideal Date
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The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...
Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
The Shoplifter…
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How to buy a stero
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Don\’t Mess With The I.R.S!
To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in...
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
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What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
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