What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
One day a boy asks his dad…
One day a boy asks his dad,”What’s the difference between a pussy and a...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
Mousework!
|What do mice do when they’re at home?Mousework!
English is tough stuff.
Multi-national personnel at North Atlantic Treaty Organization headquartersnear Paris found English to be an...
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
Superman & Wonderwoman
One day, Superman was flying across the sky, and he notices Wonderwoman lying asleep,...
Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.
What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...