Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
baseball vs law
What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re...
Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making…
Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making amovie about the lives of the great...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...