Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
Officer Involved Shooting
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her...
Blondes and Beer In Hell
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room...
Off The Field
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...
Placing your order
|A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to...
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...
No Jobs.
Q: Why do so many black people move to Detroit?A: Because they heard there...
Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
Did you hear about the hooker that had herappendix taken out?Now she does business...
Blonde Father
A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have...