A nun arrives at the local bar
|John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and...
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar…
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers...
Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?
Q: Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?A: It changes...
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
Little Johny being literal
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad’s do for a living.Little Mary...
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
The sex talk
A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can...
A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...