Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on...
Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
Woman’s instructions
|THE WOMAN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to...
Internet can get worse
|Top ten ways the Internet could get worse10. Rigorous user screening process abolished by...
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can’t keep his...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a...