She is angry at you
|Worried because they hadn’t heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...
What’s a glow worms favorite song?
|What’s a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
A young teenager comes home from school…
A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, “Is it true...