Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Harrassment
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very...
Nuns First Hot Dog
Nuns First Hot Dog Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by...
Knock Knock Jokes 4
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was!...
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies…
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies, George, and he was...
We have new babies
|For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
Democrats vs. Republicans
From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974,...
Changing Schools.
A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors...
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer…
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...