The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
A woman and her lover are on the bed…
A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman’s home, whenall...
Celibacy Test
Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to...
Baking humor
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was...
Little Johnny Rides
Little Johnny is passing his parents’ bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Honor
On the wedding night of the newly wedded royal couple, they wanted to make...
The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.