Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo...
Careful what you say if she’s pregnant!
***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. “I finished the...
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...
Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
Witches Brew
What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!
The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
Low self-esteem
|A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to...
Fluffy died
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...