Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Not the best day.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell...
Little Holes
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with...
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis…
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis. She was driving down the...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...
New product cuts stress
|From “Machine Design” Magazine……Byte BatAll too often, computers aren’t up when you need them,...
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers…
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers eating somecandy, when it...
I have a big problem
|Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit. Boris says to...