What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has...
The last laugh!
Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford...
Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up....
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
A good sport!
John receives a phone call.”Hello,” he answers.The voice on the other end says, “This...
Microsoft buys church
|MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference...
Polish Hockey Team
Heard about the Polish hockey team?They all drowned in spring training.