Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
Sliding Husband
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines(collected by journalists)1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says2....
Trouble with plane engines
|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the...
Princess Di and Mother Theresa
You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time?...
Polish Fisherman’s Bag
A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He...
Can You Read This?
A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots...