Priest Vs Rabi Confession
A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional...
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization… Simply send 6 x 10^50...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
The Zen Master is visiting New York City…
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to...
Deep Dark Secrets
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
A new car.
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in....
Off The Field
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
3 Wishes
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years,...
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....