The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look,...
New Viruses!
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly...
Short Snow Jokes
|What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold...
women and small feet
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!