I marked the spot
|Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
This guy was driving down the highway…
This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled overby the cops. The...
Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin…
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...
Diaper Change
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?A: Because it...
The New Priest
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him...