5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
The best bar in the world…
A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.They are having a good...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
Chicken jokes 02
|Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run...
A girl called the police department and reported that…
A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The...
Business one-liners 01
|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
Purchasing furniture
|I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions...
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...