Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
Diving Deep
One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level....
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
Knowledge Pills
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A...
A cultural comparison
|Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...