yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Taste Test
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons...
How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Best form of Birth Control
What is the best form of Birth ControlAnswer: Marriage
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her...
I have a keyboard error
|A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...