Trust a fellow officer
|A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial — it...
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
Chinese Goer
A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for theevening....
Locked Car
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
Rabbit and Bear
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I amI don’t live off...
Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Improving fry cooking time
|In January 1994, ‘The Economist’ magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.