Act of Generosity
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor…”I feel real good today. I started...
The New Priest
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him...
Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Flavoured condoms
I recently tried some of these new ‘flavoured’ condoms. I bought one of each...
The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Lots of Wit and Wisdom.
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
Diseases
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good...