Dog jokes 05
|Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a...
Farmer Brown
Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all...
Restroom Sign
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEANRESTROOMS 8...
Halloween party time!
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays...
If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on...
The right rhythm
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie wentstraight to her...
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...