Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
Have to
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best...
A Fish Story!
One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man...
Soldier’s Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s...
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
A Short History of Medicine
A Short History of MedicineI have an earache…2000 B.C. – Here, eat this root.1000...
elephant sex
Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if...