Polish National Library
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.
Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
A guy rings work and says…
A guy rings work and says “I can`t come in to work today as...
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that...
Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
This man got his prescription for Viagra…
This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for...
What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?
Q: What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?A: Facing Bloomingdales
believing in leprechauns
|Hennessy wasn’t a very good looking fellow to start with. Now his business had...