Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
Jesse James
Jessie James and his gang are attacking a train outside of Oklahoma City. As...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...
Magician and Parrot
Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean....
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo…
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
The F Word
The FUCK word!Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the Englishlanguage...