Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
I have a magical dancing duck
|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
Ring Those Bells
A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback....
So Relieved!
A blonde meets up with a friend as she’s picking up her car from...
Good question
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Assume you drive your car at light speed. What...
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
Let Me Warm You
This couple out on a date get a flat tire while driving along on...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...