Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Mr. Clean
Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia.
What is defference between man and Superman?
What is defference between man and Superman?Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman...
A Texan farmer goes…
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
If Microsoft built cars
|Top Ten ways things would be different if Microsoft built cars:1. A Particular model...
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...