Letters to a landlord
|Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
Spice Girl\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Lightbulb Joke
Q: How many Spice Girls does it take to change a light bulb ?A:...
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel…
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel when he spots a beautiful young...
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....
No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Get Rich Quick
A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So, she proceeded...
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...