Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
Wrinke Removal
An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
Long list of annoyances!
*** Things that can and do bother the “normal” person. ***Having to try on...
A wild party
Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick...
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro…
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100...
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer…
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted....