Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss…
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto...
The Trade
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under hisarm....
This male prostitute contracted leprosy…
This male prostitute contracted leprosy.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Wedding Toast 3
Don’t go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get...
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow…
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...