How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?Never mind...
How do men exercise at the beach?
How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time...
Elephant jokes 14
|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the...
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child…
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. “Congratulations,” said the nurse,...
A truck driver breaks down and…
A truck driver breaks down and shortly another trucker stops to givehim hand. He...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...