Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt…
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came...
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife…
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wifeone Friday evening and...
Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...
A man walks into a pub…
The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at...
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing…
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work onscaffolding on...
Telephone accident
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...