Software Demo
Speech Recognition Software DemoAt a recent Sacramento PC User’s Group meeting, a company was...
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
Spicy Panties
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
Our bright childhood…
10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
Offended
Three honeymoon couples find themselves in adjacent rooms in a hotel.As they are getting...
Ready for Parenting? Find out!
Here’s a sure-fire set of tests to check your parenting abilitites.This is about as...