Coffee Time
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Tombstone Epitaph VIII
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What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
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The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
How do faggots get a condom off?
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In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...
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A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He...
Some Musical Christmas Advice
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