I have got trouble with the wife again…
I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
Penny Offer
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A:...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
How many people work in the U.S. government?
One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on...
Preserving the Egg of Life
Preserving the Egg of LifeObviously, Football is a syndrome of religious rites symbolizing thestruggle...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...